S03E05 - The Tank

We Fix Space Junk

Battle Bird Productions

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Arts, Science Fiction

4.8 • 723 Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2020

⏱️ 21 minutes

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When Kilner and Samantha set off on a seemingly easy job -- deliver a mysterious tank from one lab to another -- they soon find that things are going to be a little more complicated than they hoped... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out our sponsor, go to dipseastories.com/spacejunk for a free trial! Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Rebecca Evans Beth Crane Jack Carmichael James Carney Michael J Rigg Graham Rowat Vicki Baron Mama BangBang Sean Howard LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, it's me, Sponserval Lot. I love you.
0:08.0	Did you know that while the days on Jupiter are really short, only 10 Earth hours, their years are super long?
0:15.0	12 years!
0:29.9	So I had a look in my wardrobe the other day and realised that I don't own that much that isn't burned or stained or torn.
0:36.8	And while I do fix everything that I can, I figured it's also probably timed for some new clothes.
0:40.9	And I thought, why not buy something that directly supports me?
0:44.6	Turns out, if you head to Battlebird. Dot Production slash merch,
0:50.7	you can get t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, bags, pretty much anything the modern repair person might need.
0:55.1	There are some with a yellow sub on them, some with Automicon's logo on, of course,
1:00.0	and even a shirt from something called Haroldson Computer's deadly robot animal sanctuary,
1:07.2	which I'm very curious about. So, support us and look good doing it. Go to battlebird dot production slash merch or check the link attached to this message. Thanks.
1:12.3	If you'd like more Jupiter facts, you can always visit Jupiter too,
1:16.5	which is great news because I've tickets are currently on sale due to very poor attendance.
1:21.6	But make sure you don't mention that in the ad copy and focus instead on the facts.
1:28.3	Oh, bye!
1:32.2	We Fix Space Junk Series 3 by Beth Crane.
1:38.2	Episode 5, The tank. The tank. So we need to get breakfast paste.
2:23.6	Rehydratable protein.
2:27.7	Freeze dried greens.
2:31.8	Dairy powder?
2:35.0	Yay.
2:37.0	Uh, party rings.
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