Are you tired of being told a pipe down pet, calm down love, or worst of all, get a grip?

Oh, it just gets us so railed up even thinking about it. Well, if you're sick and bite in your

tongue, we're here to help you let it all hang out. To call out the kiosk and make some noise.

I'm Angela Scanlon and I'm Vicki Patterson. Our new podcast is the unapologetic group chat

you've always wanted.

Introducing, the luxury podcast.

This is, of course, the companion podcast for exploring the world of Hyacinth Bouquet and the hit BBC sitcom, Keeping Up Appearances.

My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith, of course with me as always,

my good friend William Hanson. Hello, yes Jonathan and I are here because we are the bouquets Barmy

Army and we want to recruit even more members to join the gang. As you know in each episode of this

luxury podcast, William and I will take you through an episode of Keeping Up appearances, delving deep into the world of the bouquets. So which episode are we

talking about today, William? Well, it's episode two of series three, Iron Age Remains. Here's

Harold Snowd's synopsis from his companion book. As Richard is no longer employed, Hyacinth arranges a special day out for them both in the countryside,

searching for Iron Age remains.

Rose is worried about her romantic situation and locks herself in her room

and asks for the good-looking vicar to come round and assist her.

Daisy asks Hyacinth and Richard to come round and help

and Richard finds himself climbing up to her room to have a look inside.

That is, until Hyacinth accidentally knocks against the ladder he is using.

This, and I'm going to be honest, oh, sorry to say this, bucket heads,

is bar one scene the worst episode they ever made of keeping up appearances.

Or even the Christmas special we've just had.

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