S02 E06 - ONION

The Ricky Gervais Show

Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington

Comedy

4.7 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

It's the last episode of the season! But that won't stop the lads talking complete and utter rubbish about topics such as flashbacks through time, old tortoises, Karl's brain duality, and the moon landing. Steve asks Karl a series of questions from Inside The Actor's Studio, Karl kicks an octopus, and the boys discuss famous philosophical quotes. I need a break after that.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This is Audible.
0:02.0	Hello, welcome
0:03.0	Hello, welcome to number six, the final episode in this season two of the Ricky Javey Show with me,
0:19.0	Ricky Jervais, Stephen Merchant. Hello, and Carl Pilkington. All right. You can still go and get the archive, all 18 episodes we've done so far. That's available on iTunes and at audible.co.com. Um, and there's a little video diary we've done, a little free podcast. We may go into free podcasting, but in video, Steve. And there's
0:38.4	a little free taster up there. Um, so check that out. Uh, go to rickettsyerase.com to find
0:43.4	out all news and everything. But, come on, let's get on with this episode. We're here
0:48.1	and now. This is right. Yeah, absolutely. Here we are. Good.
0:51.4	Go.
0:52.4	I've got some bad news to start off with straight away.
0:55.0	The world's oldest tortoise.
0:58.0	A 250 year old tortoise died last week.
1:03.0	Yeah.
1:04.0	Did it?
1:05.0	Yeah, in a zoo in India.
1:07.0	250 years old.
1:08.0	So would that have had that thing, like they say about how you get a flashback of
1:13.6	your life?
1:14.6	You mean your life flashes before your eyes?
1:18.6	Yeah, they say, don't they?
1:19.6	Just like on your last breath or whatever.
1:21.6	You look like, see you coming out of the womb and everything.
1:23.6	Well, well, one, I don't believe that's true. I don't believe your life flashes before you. I don't
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.