Hello and welcome back to the first in the third series of the Ricky Javey show with me Ricky Javez, Stephen Merchant.

Hello there.

And the full, the round-headed buffoon, that is Carl Pilkington.

All right.

We've been away filming our second series of extras,

leaving Carl to his own devices in a sweltering London.

We've had a heat wave here in the capital city, haven't we, Carl?

It's been up to 100 degrees, record-breaking temperatures. Yeah. What you've been doing, though? Sort of enjoyed it a little bit, was out and about. Yeah. Getting to see the place, having loads of walks, and that I like to have walks. You know, watching what people are... Like a dog. Yeah. When he jumps off the couch and starts scratching against the door. Suzanne thinks it's time. It's just good thinking time, though, isn't it? As well, having a walk. You've got no other clutter going on around you. And you just think about a lot of stuff. And, you know, like, say, with the weather being hot and stuff a lot of insects knocking

about right so i just been watching them so while we've been filming a tv show you've been watching

insects yeah just seeing because everybody knows insects are out there but no one's keeping an eye on

them what are they up to? What are you worried about?

Steve, you won't be laughing like that if you'd watch them because they do some weird stuff and that, is what I mean.

What sort of stuff? Any examples?

I saw a B have heart attack.

You saw a B have a heart attack.

How were you sure it was a heart attack? Because what happened? Did it clutch its chest with all six legs? Were there some other little B paramedics? No, no. I'd just been out in the park anyway, just looking at, you know, caterpillars, knocking about, butterflies and stuff. So I was sort of a... So when Suzanne goes to work? she goes, Carl, don't you waste the day? Just because you don't work at the radio station anymore, I want you to do some constructive stuff. You go, yeah, I am, yeah. And so in your head suddenly goes, whi-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k. And he goes out and there's a muff

but the thing is so I'd been in the park

and I was aware of the insects that are around us

more than like most of the time

and I come out of the park

just crossing like

sort of a busy road and what have you

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