S02 E05 - Suzanne's Trip To The Cotswolds

The Ricky Gervais Show

Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington

Comedy

4.7 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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This week, the boys talk about Sigmund Freud, the world getting old, more saying and phrases, animal facts, Noah's ark, and we hear of Karl and Suzanne's magical trip to the Cotswolds. Yes there is also Rockbusters, but I usually tune out at that point.

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0:00.0	This is Audible.
0:02.0	Hello, welcome to number five, season two of the Ricky Javee show, with me, Ricky Javees, Stephen
0:17.5	Merchant, and Carl Pilkington.
0:19.6	All right.
0:20.8	Coming up, Carl's going to teach us all about Sigmund Freud.
0:22.6	No, we're not doing that. Well, no, we are. Because last week we promised people that you'd research Sigmund Freud. Yeah, but I had a look, but I didn't find him that interesting, so... But that's not... But this is what I mean. This is what we were talking about. You say you wish you could go back and learn stuff in school because you didn't. You want knowledge. You always say about you want to learn to that day. Yeah, I want to learn something interesting every day. Yeah, but you've got... I gave him, I had a look at the website. Oh, Sigmund Freud.com. Yeah, he started that, didn't look. I just put it a search on, like, famous quotes from... Quotes, brilliant. That I get you everything you need a quote. I don't need to know his history.
0:37.5	That sums up I just did a search on, like, famous quotes from philosophy. Quotes, brilliant.
0:54.7	That I get here, everything you need a quote.
0:56.6	I don't need to know his history.
0:57.8	That sums up a man's life work, a quote.
1:00.7	No, but that's what you remembered for, isn't it?
1:02.6	Churchill will go on the beaches and all that.
1:06.2	Sigmund didn't really have any sort of...
1:08.8	Catchphrases is what you mean.
1:09.8	Yeah, that's, yeah.
1:10.5	Things that you hear. Yeah, sound bites. Yeah. It wasn't good with the press. Brilliant. So you weren't bothered to learn about it. You didn't pick up a book? I wouldn't know where to start. Do you feel like you're thinking in your head? Sometimes like then I was. I don't know if I am, because it's got a mind of its own,
1:29.8	on it?
1:30.8	I did look at some of the things that he'd said, and the one-
1:36.8	Do it now. Do it now. What have you learnt about Freud? Okay, here we go. This
1:40.5	is Carl Educates Ricky and Steve, number one, Sigmund Freud. Carl, tell us what you
1:45.9	learnt about Sigmund Freud.
1:47.3	Right. All I remember was that he said, a baby, you look at a little baby having some milk
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