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The Ricky Gervais Show

S02 E04 - Public Information for Chameleons

The Ricky Gervais Show

Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington

Comedy

4.7774 Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

On todays episode, the boys talk angry frogs, whistling turkeys, multiple dimensions, Steve and the art of motorcycle maintenance, mimes, and more! And the worst reviewed gameshow on podcast is back, it's Rockbusters!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is Audible.

0:02.0

Welcome to number four, season two, the Ricky Javee Show, with me, Ricky Javees, Stephen Merchant.

0:20.0

Hello. And Carl Wilkington. All right.chant, and Carl, and Carl, and Carl.

0:23.6

Now, there's a lot of talk, Carl, that I bully you, okay? You know, it's for your own good.

0:30.3

I'm trying to train you, aren't I? Do you what I mean? Because, and no disrespect, okay,

0:35.9

you are what I would call a stupid idiot. Well, can I just ask, because I've, because, and no disrespect, okay, you are what I would call a stupid idiot.

0:39.2

Well, can I just ask, really, because there's been an awful lot of emails that have said,

0:42.9

will you and Steve, please stop calling Kyle stupid?

0:47.3

Right.

0:47.7

They said, oh, he doesn't justify calling him stupid.

0:50.0

Now, I don't know what part of injecting a 76-year-old woman in the head so that she lives

0:55.2

her life backwards, couldn't be considered stupid.

0:57.8

Okay, then listen, right, I'm going to, I've found some things that I think will interest

1:01.4

you, and I want your first thoughts on these, okay?

1:04.5

Now, these are facts that I've sourced, okay?

1:07.7

What's the actual topic?

1:09.7

Well, you love animals, don't you? You're interested in animal facts? Some of them. I don't love them. Some of them fascinate me and stuff. But a lot of them also get on my nerves. I don't know how an animal can get on your nerves. They just do. Sometimes you sort of just think, what are they doing here? What are they offering anyone? Right. worried, I'm worried that these facts annoy you now, but they're meant to fascinate you.

1:31.5

No, I think anything's good as long as it gets you thinking. It doesn't matter what opinion you have of something.

1:36.4

Yeah. But as long as it gets a reaction.

1:38.9

Okay, then, here go. There's a frog, Carl, just a little frog, a poison arrow frog, that contains enough poison

1:47.0

to kill over a thousand human beings.

1:49.0

Why is it that annoyed?

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