The Ricky Javees Show on Guardian Unlimited.

Welcome to the sixth podcast in a series of 12.

The Ricky Javee show available online with me, Ricky Javez, Steve Merchant.

Hello.

And Carl Pilkington.

All right.

Halfway through after this then, Carl.

Yeah.

You enjoying it? It's all right, no. He's had a great response with the number one podcast in the world. We've had thousands of emails and messages, and it's just great to know that people all around the world are listening, don't you think? Yeah. It's great, isn't it? I should just point out, Rick, that we've had a few emails, including one from Mark Pavlidis, that says that some of the people listening on the enhanced podcast, so, you know, these fancy people, super rich people who can afford that one, apparently sometimes if they try to pause the show halfway through, it, it sort of freezes, and they've got a problem restarting it, and he's saying that apparently you should just hold down menu and select and that'll reboot it. So I don't know if you have had that problem. Hold on. Who's pausing this show halfway through? I don't understand it. I can't believe it. This is like a book that you can't put down. What have they got that it's better to do with their time? I don't know. You know, what can be better to listening to Carl's drivel and his stupid theories?

Unbelievable. I don't know. You know, what can be better to listening to Carl's drivel and his stupid theories?

Unbelievable.

We've got a little email straight away, Carl, from Nicky in Beverly Hills, California.

She says, Carl, you rock.

I hate it when Ricky and Steve ridicule you.

I checked out your picture on rickiegeervais.com. Although your head is not normal, that's no reason to ridicule you. You

look, Gimp, but I never judge a book by the cover.

Cheers.

That's all you've got to say.

Well, it's only because I've got no air, though, isn't it? That's why it gives that effect. No, it's perfectly round your head. It's perfectly spherical head. Your face is slightly too big for it. It always goes over the, almost goes over the sides. Perfectly round head, pug little nose, funny gimp eyes with no expression, hang dog look, like a little mouth,

like a little lamprey, not formed, not human formed.

The way your expression is like you've had a lobotomy.

Your head goes weird at the back, it's got a little nod in it, like a, it's really

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