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With me, Steve Merchant.

Hello there.

And Carl Pilkinton.

All right.

We have had an overwhelming response from emails.

To be honest, we're very grateful and thank you so much, but we've had over 4,000, which

is just too many to get through.

So we're going to have to apologise for not getting back to you.

We are going to try and read them all, but we just can't reply.

We do this ourselves ourselves we're three little

three little fellas we haven't got an entourage and millions of people working for us it's

just us in a little room but thank you so much one in particular remember a couple weeks ago we

asked if there's any house djs out there maybe they could do a dance mega mix with the words

i could eat a knob at night.

Carl just said that in conversation, talking about someone in a reality game show,

I'm a celebrity, get me out of here, who wet a kangaroo penis.

And he just came out with the phrase, I could eat a knob at night.

Someone has risen to the challenge. We had about 70 different songs.

We're going to play our favourite at the end of the show and maybe put some of the others on the website, rickie Jervais.com, so you can go there and hear great dance tracks. They're all called I Could Eat a Knob at Night. Oh, no one's switching off now. Everyone's guaranteed they're going to stay right to the end there so they can hear I want a bit of of knobbent. Was it? I could eat a knob at night. Yeah. It's funny, it was only a while ago. You were talking about getting quoted, like Winston Churchill got quoted, and Ben Franklin got quoted. And now you may go down in history, I could eat a knob at night. Carl Pilkington. Carl, I could eat enough at night, Pilkington.

Um... go down in history, I could eat a knob at night. Carl Pilkington. Carl, I could eat a knob at night, Pilkington.

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