S01 E07 - Cogito, Ergo Sum
The Ricky Gervais Show
Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington
4.7 • 774 Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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On this episode, the boys chat about opposable thumbs, washing up, more famous quotes, paper rounds, and Karl’s concerns about prostate exams. If anyone knows a psychiatrist, please point them in the direction of Mr. Pilkington. Cheers.
16th January 2006
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| 0:00.0 | The Ricky Javees Show on Guardian Unlimited. |
| 0:09.5 | Welcome to the seventh Ricky Javee show on podcast. |
| 0:15.4 | I'm Ricky Javees with me, Stephen Mercher. |
| 0:17.0 | Hello. |
| 0:18.0 | And Carl Pilkington. |
| 0:19.4 | All right. |
| 0:20.4 | Now, talking to that, that's only five to go then, isn't it? |
| 0:23.6 | Five to go in this series of 12. Oh, it still seems a lot, though, doesn't it? We'll take a little break. I'm sure we'll come back through popular demand, I'm hoping. Yep. I'm hoping to do it that on the poster back by popular demand. Well, I'm hoping it's by overwhelming public demand. |
| 0:19.0 | Yeah, exactly. |
| 0:19.9 | Yeah, yeah, as we're doing it for nothing. |
| 0:21.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.0 | We want to get a little bit of a pat on the back, don't we? |
| 0:23.9 | Exactly, please, I'm hoping it's by overwhelming public demand. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, as we're doing it for nothing. Yeah. We want to get a little bit of a pat on the back. Exactly, please. Do they give awards, like, for podcasting? Oh, if they do, hoo-hoo, hello, I am already riding my speech, baby. I was thinking that everyone listening, if you want to register your email with us, we'll let you know when we're back on air, maybe later in the year. |
| 1:00.1 | Go to rickiegevase.com and just register. And then when I do a general mail out, I'll let you all know when Carl Pilkington is back. |
| 1:08.0 | You are a good guy to these people, Rick. No sweat. Now, there's been an |
| 1:13.9 | awful lot of correspondence. It's, I mean, it's backing up there. We've got acres of it to get through. |
| 1:19.6 | It is a bit mental, actually, but it's very flattering, and thank you all. And people have |
| 1:23.5 | sent such brilliant things in and spent so much time doing them. There's someone sent in |
| 1:29.2 | this mock-up of, we were talking about those Russian sort of iconoclastic artefacts, and |
| 1:36.5 | someone's mocked up Carl Pilkington as St. Carl the Bewildered. It's brilliant. It's so good. |
| 1:42.3 | Can we put those on the web? Yeah, I think let's put that up on r Ricky Jemase.com. And that's from Joe Murray in Philadelphia. We've also got one, which is a little work of art from Ed Ferrari. And it's the three of us in a studio. And it's just great. It's very flattering picture of you, though, Rick. You look about 14. I know. I've come out very well in this. Carl, he's got a head like a fucking orange. |
| 2:01.1 | Looking It's very flattering picture of you, though, Rick. You look about 14. I know. I've come out very well in this. |
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