Ruth Bader Glassman | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 82

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! The CHAOS is back in studio with @Rick Glassman who is going deep undercover for his upcoming role as Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Rick and Chris were JFL Fresh Faces. ALLERGIES are SUS! What causes allergies. Rick takes a stand for what he believes in! Rick gets too heated at basketball games and got him kicked out of his basketball league. 16 weird facts about Ruth Bader Ginsburg! Rick and Chris start flirting. Shout out chubby indian women! We do a deep dive into the TRUTH about Queen Elizabeth the first. Make up in ancient times was poison and would slowly make the royalty go INSANE. Rick had anxiety about his first kiss happening on Hitlers birthday. Gandhi is a freaking jerk!!! Love comes and goes marry your best friend. Chris has fantasies of not having babies. The boys talk p0rn stars! We jump into Chris' trauma and Rick really goes DEEP! The rest of this interview is only on patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS ridge.com/chaos code chaos MizzenAndMain.com code chaos sundayscaries.com code chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	this episode with Rick Glassman, I think is safe to say homeless Pim,
0:04.2	Beneteen, I've spoken about it, is the craziest Chrissy Kass of all time.
0:08.0	He is, I think, a actual mental patient. I think he genuinely, I think Rick
0:14.4	Glassman genuinely should be institutionalized.
0:17.2	And I'm happy that he's not right now because he's a gift for us, but he at some
0:21.7	point in his life will have to be put in a mental institution. He is out of his
0:25.3	mind. I'm telling you this right now, if there's a Chrissy Kass episode to
0:28.9	listen to, it is this one. He is out of his fucking mind, folks. So listen to
0:34.0	the podcast, enjoy it. And also if you want to see your boy live, I will be
0:37.9	September 8th to the 10th at Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco. In late
0:41.9	September, I will be in Tarry Town. I believe it's Sunday, September 19th.
0:45.5	Tick-Tarama sold out. Then September 28th. I am in Madison, Wisconsin, September
0:51.2	29th. I am in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, September 30th, Chicago, Illinois, October
0:56.0	1st, Minneapolis, Minnesota. And then we will be in Baltimore. We will be in
0:59.8	Philadelphia. We will be in New Jersey at the end of October. And then Toronto
1:03.3	November, Chris D Comedy dot com, for Tiki Wickey's enjoy Rick Glassman buckle
1:08.9	up, buckle up. And literally, I will be sued for this episode.
1:19.6	Everyone is Rick Glassman is on the podcast. Here he is. Rick coming off his
1:25.6	starring role as playing Ruth Bader Ginsburg in the new movie. How is it? How's
1:30.5	it been to play her and to become her? It's, well, first it's a series. Oh, right.
1:35.7	And we're still, it's still in the process of, of happening. But I didn't know
1:40.9	much of her before booking the role. Have you played ever played anybody? I've
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