Joe Biden is HOT! with Matteo Lane | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 81

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! LIVE FROM @TheHomelessPimp HOTEL ROOM AT JUST FOR LAUGHS COMEDY FESTIVAL IT'S CHRISSY CHAOS!!!! Comedian Matteo Lane joins the Chrissy in the bedroom for some CHAOS! Is the X-men about being a homosexual? Is Chris in love with Matteo?!?! Being gay in comedy was different back in the day. Joe Biden was HOT!!! WOW! Chris tells some crazy stories about his daughter. The Pope apologizes to indigenous people. Getting your taste back after covid. Matteo talks parenting! Jazz wears the pants in Chris' house. Some history of Montreal. Losing followers on instagram. Zak Bagans and his haunted museum did not love Matteo werking around the place. The subway back tattoo is HOT! Patreon questions from the fans! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS magicspoon.com/chaos code chaos prizepicks.com code chaos Download the Dave app from the App store right now. Sign up for an Extra Cash account and get up to 500 dollars instantly. For terms and conditions go to dave.com/legal CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right, I got a brand new hour of stand-up material and I'm coming to your city
0:05.7	babe. All you got to do is get those tickeys at chrisdcomedy.com August 17th to
0:10.6	the 20th, Brayock, California, Orange County, what up September 8th to the 10th
0:15.7	San Francisco, California September 18th, Tarrytown, Music Hall, September 28th
0:20.8	Madison, Wisconsin at the Barrymore Theater, aka the Drew Barrymore Theater,
0:24.4	September 29th Milwaukee, Wisconsin, September 30th, Chicago Theater, Chicago
0:29.0	Illinois, October 1st, Minneapolis, Minnesota, then in late October we got Baltimore, we got
0:33.9	New Jersey, we got Philly, we got a bunch of shows all at chrisdcomedy.com. A lot of these
0:39.2	tickets are very, very close to being sold out. So go get the tickets you want, Toronto
0:44.2	in November, you got to get the tickets sooner. They're gone, baby. chrisdcomedy.com for
0:48.4	Tiki Wikies.
0:55.0	What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Caz from Montreal in Quebec,
1:00.2	Canada. We're in here. We're having a good time. We're at the Just for Lamps comedy festival.
1:07.1	And I wanted to do a podcast from bed. And I said my, the guests that I want on my podcast
1:13.5	will sleep over and it's Mateo Lane.
1:15.7	Hey, how are you?
1:17.1	I'm glad you're out there.
1:30.6	I was really into Nathan Lane.
1:32.4	If you could be low as Slane or Nathan Lane OK, I hate Superman. You hate Superman. I can't
1:33.2	get anyone more boring and super. I just have never been into the Superman stories.
1:38.0	Right. And then they tried to do that like really super super super serious Superman a couple
1:42.7	a couple of days ago and he just like murdered,
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