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And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

The Supreme Court is one of the most boring places on the planet.

In fact, the only way the Supreme Court would be fun is if the actual Supremes were on it and they handed out burrito

subremes. That being said, it is the place where the law can and has affected millions of Americans,

whether it's health care on the ACA or Citizens United where entire corporations like Walmart

were considered people, just like this guy, except this guy can't pay his rent.

Walmart can afford to rent the Senate, and they do. So they're exactly the same, right? And since

corporations are considered people, I have started dating Exxon because I like bad boys. But good

decisions have been made by the Supreme Court.

Civil rights, women's rights, etc.

The court should always be tuned to justice, though, not politics.

We always want fair justices that don't lean either way.

Kennedy Roberts, SpongeBob would have made a great Supreme Court justice.

He's fair, he's centrist, he's absorbent, which means he retains information.

Unlike Amy Coney-Barritt, who, when asked about the tenants of the First Amendment, she said this.

Speech, press, religion, assembly. I don't know. What am I missing?

Redress or protest. Okay.

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