Runaway Vicars, Good Bants and Sex Ponds
The Luxury Podcast
Audio Always
4.9 • 866 Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
In this week's bonus episode, we have an update on the pressing items in our hosts' lives (Jonathan's glasses and William's cleaner). Plus, Jane McDonald's treatment of trick or treaters, whether a change of name by deed poll can ever be luxury, and how best to wash a bike jacket. A varied episode as always.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hanson. This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life. |
| 0:18.0 | Hello Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury |
| 0:21.2 | that make life worth living whatever your budget. Welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury |
| 0:27.3 | podcast where William and I will trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles, as well as |
| 0:33.4 | delving into our lovely great big male sacks. William, how since yesterday, has your week been? |
| 0:39.8 | Well, Jonathan, you're sacked. |
| 0:42.8 | Words not directed at you. |
| 0:46.1 | Oh, this is Jonathan the cleaner. |
| 0:48.7 | Former cleaner. |
| 0:49.8 | You've sacked Jonathan? |
| 0:51.6 | Well, ish. |
| 0:54.5 | It's a working... |
| 0:55.6 | No, I'll tell you what happened. |
| 0:58.4 | He was fine. |
| 1:00.2 | But you know me. |
| 1:01.4 | You and I are not fine people. |
| 1:03.6 | We have high standards. |
| 1:04.9 | Yes. |
| 1:05.6 | We expect people to clean our properties to and above British standards. |
| 1:10.4 | Indeed. |
| 1:10.7 | And he was fine. And he's a nice guy. to clean our properties to and above British standards. Indeed. |
| 1:13.4 | And he was fine. |
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