Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hansen. This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life.

Hello Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make

life worth living, whatever your budget.

In each episode of the luxury podcast, William and I tackle an area of life that we think

you should upgrade, sorting the ons, lows from the hyacinths, advising the nation in gracious

living.

So, William, what the dickens are we going to talk about today?

We're going to talk about personal grooming.

Oh, yes.

I have a sneaky feeling you may have more to say on this than me.

Jonathan, consider this episode an intervention.

You shaky devil.

I mean, look, you're a very good-looking chap.

You've got to, you know, where you are today doing the routine that you've done, which we're going to hear about in a minute.

And when that five seconds is over, we'll get on to mine.

Yeah.

Let's talk broadly, before we go into specifics.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's talk broadly about personal grooming.

Is it luxury to look after yourself? Well, I think so. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, you don't want to look all scraggy, do you? No. No. I think you should show that you've made some kind of effort. Although I think sometimes when you've made too much effort, it then does start to look a little bit nouveau rich. Yes, it can do.

A little bit, dare I say, the only way is Essex.

Indeed.

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