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Rude Tales of Magic

Ruleshaven

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Leisure, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 20 May 2021

ā±ļø 89 minutes

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Summary

This episode features the brand new original song "Ding Dong" by Huge Today, Tim Platt, and Branson Reese. Huge today did the arrangements and orchestration with music by Tim Plat and lyrics by Tim Platt and Branson Reese. Ā It is sung by The Ā Soaking Valley Learning Annex Ā Tabernacle Choir. Huge Today is amazing, they also made Scrum's Theme. Good people.

Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will host Saturday Night Live with musical guest, The Weekend (and a Steve Martin cameo!), and then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, it's never too late to "do it right." Join usĀ HERE.

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AndĀ follow us on twitterĀ for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a Headgum podcast.

0:07.8

Ah, there you are, traveller.

0:12.4

Come inside, hang up your coach, put your feet by the fire,

0:18.5

and I shall bring you what you so desperately seek.

0:24.1

Rude Tales of Magic.

0:30.6

Welcome back to Rude Tales of Magic.

0:33.3

When we last left off, our fugitive heroes, their heads packed to the brim, with story pertinent information,

0:40.7

we're headed to Danica Town, a city within a city where the rules of Ruleshaven derent tread.

0:47.1

They've made good progress, and we open in media res as they hurry through the shadows,

0:53.5

racing against the dawn, and its thousand children, people waking up and noticing them.

1:03.9

All right.

1:05.9

All right.

1:06.0

All right.

1:06.0

All right.

1:07.0

Sure, right.

1:07.2

Quick.

1:08.2

Over here.

1:09.2

Yes. That's right. That's right. Oh. Yes. Close is clear. Let's go. That's right. That's right.

1:12.9

Starfright, maybe you don't scream so much.

1:19.0

What?

1:19.7

Sorry.

1:20.6

Quick.

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