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Rude Tales of Magic

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Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Albee's music in this episode is taken from a student performance at the Senzoku Gakuen College of Music. They have an incredible youtube page you should subscribe to here.

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This episode also features original music by B A Kling.

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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum podcast.
0:04.0	There you are a travel.
0:07.0	There you are, traveler.
0:12.0	Come inside, hang up your care. You are a traveler.
0:12.7	Come inside, hang up your coat, put your feet by the fire, and I shall bring you what you so desperately
0:22.2	seek.
0:23.0	Rude tales of magic.
0:27.0	And we're back, it's rude tales of magic.
0:31.0	And we're back, it's rude tales of magic. When we last left our heroes, they were
0:36.6	smashing up through the top of an elevator shaft. And guess what, you fucking worms?
0:40.7	They're still doing it! We didn't cut forward. Maybe some other shows will cut around exciting moments, but not us baby don't know how.
0:47.5	Albies just set a wave of wind upwards and was a boom smash, the sound of that wind.
0:52.0	shards of glass go flying out every which way but loose.
0:55.5	Players! And also me, make a dexterity saving throw.
0:59.0	I got a 20 width modifier.
1:01.0	12. I got an 11 10 7 and hot right he got a nap one that is a
1:06.7	critical fail
1:07.6	and Cordelia a shard of glass is gonna hit you on the cheekbone to sort of
1:11.4	signify like John Mcain sort of get
1:13.6	hidden with it's like oh the sticks have been raised cool yeah cool okay
1:17.2	hot Roddy every single shard of glass just like it's almost like retaliation
1:21.8	for how cruel you've been to Albee every single shard of glass just sort of just like
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