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Rude Tales of Magic

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Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

This episode features original music by Huge Today, Tim Platt, and Branson Reese.

Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will spend ONE NIGHT in the old Henderson place and NO calling our moms, and then it's over for you bozos. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, what the fuck is wrong with you? Join us HERE.

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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum podcast.
0:04.0	There you are,
0:07.0	There you are, traveler.
0:12.0	Come inside, hang up your coach, put your feet by the fire, and I shall
0:19.6	bring you what you so desperately seek.
0:24.0	Rood Tales of Magic.
0:30.0	Welcome back to Rood Tales of Magic. When we last left off, our heroes were in the middle of the
0:37.5	damn sky, and that's all you get for the fucking recap. This is like episode 30 or some shit why would you start
0:43.6	listening here don't like it keep scrolling doric our podcast our rules cast you
0:48.9	continue your journey into the sky sailing higher and higher into that great blue yonder. At the exact
0:56.4	same spot in the air, all of you are hit with a wave of physical lightness.
1:01.7	It's like your soul took a shit. Obviously it's up to you how you feel about it.
1:07.1	I'm just reporting the news. But Cordelia, before you have any time to process this, time freezes.
1:14.4	Sir Price head, Linda Bla's around to face you.
1:18.4	Oh, fuck, no, no, no, never mind, never mind.
1:21.2	Sir Price head snaps back to neutral as Bello's head turns toward you.
1:25.0	Okay, there we go, that's more like it.
1:27.0	Oh, whoa.
1:28.0	Hi, oh my god, we're so high up.
1:30.0	Oh my god, this is actually really scary.
1:32.0	Hi, Jeter.
1:34.0	Hey, how's it going? Oh yeah, you know, you stuck up. Oh my go, whoa, holy fuck. What's going on?
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