Ruleshaven

Rude Tales of Magic

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Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2021

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

This episode features the brand new original song "Ding Dong" by Huge Today, Tim Platt, and Branson Reese. Huge today did the arrangements and orchestration with music by Tim Plat and lyrics by Tim Platt and Branson Reese. It is sung by The Soaking Valley Learning Annex Tabernacle Choir. Huge Today is amazing, they also made Scrum's Theme. Good people.

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum podcast.
0:04.0	Ah, there you are, traveler.
0:10.0	Come inside, hang up your care. You are a traveler.
0:12.7	Come inside, hang up your coach, put your feet by the fire, and I shall bring you what you so desperately
0:22.2	seek. you so desperately see.
0:23.0	Rood tales of magic. Welcome back to Rude Tales of Magic. Well folks, they've gone and done it. Our
0:39.0	heroes have broken into Ruleshaven via a hotel refrigerator just as I planned.
0:46.0	After tripping the demonic magic alarm numerous times,
0:50.0	they've made their daring escape out into the night.
0:52.6	Smash!
0:53.6	Fuck that window!
0:55.0	It's low noon, which is how closers say midnight.
0:58.3	Before them now stands the city of Ruleshaven.
1:01.4	A city in the sky. You've never seen the stars so close before, and
1:05.7	amidst the 17 moons of Cordelia, you can just make out a brand new constellation. But as you gazed downward to the city itself, you find yourself
1:16.1	at the beginning of a narrow street, somewhere between an alley and a proper street.
1:21.6	Buildings with architecture that modern listeners would recognize as tutor, but you
1:26.0	the players would know only as Rulshavian crowd the narrow street, lines of laundry hanging
1:32.3	out across the street like balloon arches at a prom.
1:36.0	There's an altitudinal chill in the air, but a good one.
1:39.9	That first air of autumn chill that gets you, in the immortal words of Hank Williams Jr.
1:45.2	ready for some football. The crisp fresh air is thin but fragrant.
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