RUINED: The UGLY side of E.L.F. Cosmetics | TMT 145
Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
Alex Pearlman
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 September 2025
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Mrs. Pearlmania explores the many scandals of e.l.f. cosmetics from the playboy reckless founder who was confronted by a demonic vision which terrified him so much he sold all his possessions and joined the priesthood. To a recent outrage scandal involving the misogyny of Matt Rife to Mrs. P's own self interest in the stock of the company.
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0:00 - Intro - e.l.f. cosmetics and Matt Rife
1:07 - e.l.f.'s ragebait ad with Matt Rife
16:36 - What's Killing Comedy and Why Women are Better
29:45 - Another Fake Apology
39:58 - Who's in Charge of Marketing?
47:44 - D.E.I. and Too Many Dicks
59:22 - Who is founder Scott-Vincent Borba
1:10:08 - So Sawwy We're Greedy (Googly Eyes)
1:16:41 - Guess the Dark Money
1:18:28 - Why the Playboy Founder Became a Priest
1:26:45 - Please Don't Make Me Sell My Aston Martin!
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| 0:00.0 | Y'all know Elf Cosmetics. |
| 0:02.1 | What are you talking about? |
| 0:03.2 | It's the dup brand. |
| 0:04.2 | What's a dupe? |
| 0:04.9 | You can talk about one of the guys from the X-Men? |
| 0:06.3 | No, dup brands are like knockoffs. And they recently had a big controversy with Matt Rife. Oh, Matt Rife. I hate that guy. Crowdwork guy. Yeah, mid-crowdwork guy. Mid-crowdwork guy. So his terrible dental implants could be negatively affecting our stock portfolio. |
| 0:23.0 | What do you mean our stock portfolio? Don't you remember a couple years ago when you got really into the Robin Hood app and bought a bunch of stocks? Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, a lot of guys. Every guy kind of got into Robin Hood and crypto for like a minute and then we all deleted the app and we moved on with our life. Okay, but I didn't delete the app and I still have the stocks. |
| 0:38.3 | Well, we have the stocks. What? Yeah. Wait, we're shareholders? Yeah, in Elf Cosmetics. What are you talking about? So here's what happened. I was doing research about Elf Cosmetics. There's all kinds of crazy stories about it, including the fact that one of the original founders, who's like a multi-millionaire, |
| 0:54.1 | got Christmas caroled and ended up becoming a priest. |
| 0:57.2 | How did you find out all? including the fact that one of the original founders, who's like a multi-millionaire, got Christmas caroled and ended up becoming a priest. |
| 0:57.0 | How did you find out all of this? |
| 0:59.0 | Because I did my research by opening. |
| 1:01.0 | Too Many Taves. |
| 1:03.0 | Remember to smile. |
| 1:06.0 | Welcome to Too Many Tabs, a podcast where a husband and wife duo sit next to each other at a desk. |
| 1:14.4 | My name is Mr. Pearlmania and she is... |
| 1:16.8 | Mrs. Pearlmania. |
| 1:17.8 | And we are here to talk to you about all of the fun things that we have discovered and lord dumped all over each other for your viewing and listening engagement. |
| 1:26.9 | If you're viewing us on YouTube right now, obviously like, subscribe, comment, do all those |
| 1:30.7 | things, but also hit that hype button. |
| 1:33.2 | Let's get hype. |
| 1:34.3 | Let's get hype. |
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