Story Report - Everyone Is Lying to You
Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
Alex Pearlman
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 September 2025
⏱️ 128 minutes
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Summary
Mrs Pearlmania's STORY REPORT returns with a Trad Wife influencer murder mystery thriller! This month our favorite momfluencer read a book that is so incredible it made Mr. Pearlmania audibly gasp MULTIPLE TIMES.
This story has it all: thinly veiled references to Ballerina Farms, Harrison Butker, and the secret lives of mormon wives; instagram frenemy stalking; and so many well deserved twists that it LITERALLY makes Mr. P applaud out loud.
As always the story reports are AUDIO ONLY! So sit back, relax and enjoy the experience.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | She has returned from the stacks. |
| 0:03.3 | She has walked the halls and all of the shelves of the library. |
| 0:08.6 | She has read the tomes and found the deep lore. |
| 0:11.6 | She snuggled up in a big chair with a blanket and a hot cup of tea. |
| 0:15.4 | And it was one of those like really big cups of tea. |
| 0:18.7 | Like we're like, is that soup or is that tea? |
| 0:20.7 | Yeah, it's probably a soup. |
| 0:21.3 | And she has a report for us. |
| 0:23.6 | A story report. |
| 0:25.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:26.2 | That's right. |
| 0:26.7 | It's time for our monthly experience where Mrs. P reads a book and then explains to us the |
| 0:30.9 | entire details of that book right here on. |
| 0:35.5 | Too many faults and too many scammers that we wish weren't real. |
| 0:40.4 | Too many cons and too many spammers and we're starting to feel like we've got |
| 0:45.3 | too many tabs, oh, Ben it's too many tabs. |
| 0:55.0 | Remember to smile. So listen, welcome to the story report. |
| 0:58.0 | I take over when it's story report time. I'm the boss. |
| 1:01.0 | Okay, but we got announcements real fast. |
| 1:02.0 | What are they? |
| 1:03.0 | Because the announcements are that to remind everybody that story report is an audio only edition of this podcast. |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah, that's true. |
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