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Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

History, Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Mrs' P. digs into notorious "Try Guy Cheater" Ned Fulmer's latest podcast where he invites his wife on to further humiliate the both of them. Also, Publishers clearinghouse is going out of business and leaving one John Wyllie too fend for himself after his $5,000 a week checks stop coming. Mr's P. also digs into the fun stories of a San Francisco Chef who robs banks to support his business, how the inventor of Pilates was a fun interesting guy, Ben and Jerry's breaking up and how dancing with the stars is turning out.

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0:00 - Intro - Being Fun in a Scary Time
1:41 - Alex Should be Allowed to Smoke Again
2:01 - Cheating Try Guy Ned Fulmer Back to his Old Tricks
4:02 - The Time Pearlmania500 hit rock bottom
6:19 - Ned Fulmer's Grifting Podcast
9:45 - Angry Eugene is the Best Eugene
14:58 - Ned's First Guest is His Wife (Who He Cheated)
32:26 - Award Winning Chef Robs Banks
38:45 - Publisher's Clearinghouse Bankruptcy Leaves Winners Stranded
47:26 - Who's Who on Dancing with the Stars
1:00:26 - Pilates Began in a Prison Camp
1:07:50 - Alix Earl's Eliot Spitzer Call Girl Connection
2:11:08 - Ben and Jerry's Breakup
2:12:26 - Alex's Free Speech Grifters Rant

Transcript

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0:00.0	Just want to do a quick check-in with everybody because it's a scary time right now,
0:04.6	but we're gonna make sure that this week that you have a good time because
0:09.3	Comedy is legal again
0:12.0	And Mrs. P has done a research on a lot of fun stuff, right? Yeah, super fun stuff
0:16.1	Yeah, super fun stuff. I fell down a bunch of rabbit holes like a little Alice in Wonderland
0:20.7	Go on. Which character from Alice Wonderland are you? I think I'm a little bit of a Cheshire cat today. Where am I? Off with their hips! I don't think you're chill enough to be that caterpillar, but okay. So here's some of the stuff I researched this week. Okay, Ned Fulmer hit rock bottom. You having an affair. It's shattered our marriage.
0:38.3	Ned Fulmer, from The Simpsons?
0:39.3	No, he's a tri-guy.
0:40.3	Oh, I was thinking that Flanders. So then there's also this chef in California that got arrested for robbing a bank. Oh, was it a Robin Hood situation? I don't think he's going to give anybody else the money. Also, did you know that Publishers Clearing House declare bankruptcy?
0:53.6	Wait, they have the big checks, right?
0:55.2	Yeah, the big checks.
0:56.2	Checks are no good anymore.
0:57.4	Oh, yeah, checks and bad. Also, did you know that Publisher's Clearing House declare bankruptcy? Wait, they have the big checks, right?
0:56.0	Yeah, the big checks. Checks are no good anymore. Oh yeah, checks and balances. Those are out. Also, Dancing with the Stars. Oh, yeah, you made me watch that last night. Yeah, we watched Dancing with the Stars last night, and I want to talk about it. It was the worst thing that had happened to my eyes in 10 days. What do you know about Pilates?
1:08.2	White ladies, Instagram.
1:09.8	Yep, so that's true, but I have more information.
1:12.6	Also, did you hear that Jerry is leaving Ben? What do you know about Pilates? White ladies, Instagram. Yep, so that's true, but I have more information.
1:12.6	Also, did you hear that Jerry is leaving Ben? The cat? No, from Ben and Jerry's the ice cream company. Oh, I was thinking Tom and Jerry. No. So listen, we've been having a weird week. Everyone's been having a weird week. So why don't we all just get a nice beverage, maybe take our SSRI, and we'll just have a good time listening to this episode.
1:34.6	I'm ready. Too many times. Remember to smile. I should be allowed to smoke because the world wasn't as terrible when I still had cigarettes.
1:47.3	And then I stopped smoking and the world got worse.
1:49.8	So maybe it's me.
1:51.0	Maybe this is just a giant simulation, right?
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