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Rugby Primer

Go! My Favorite Sports Team

Go! My Favorite Sports Team

Sports News, Sports, Comedy, News

4.93.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Your cries for a Rugby Primer have finally been answered! With no memory of his journey in the animated dimension, Markiplier is possessed by the J'ACUSSE ghosts, allowing them to call out Tyler for ignoring their pleas. Once Mark is able to free himself from their clutches, Tyler walks him onto the rugby field and introduces him to the sport that grandparented American football. Toss on some cleats, grab an egg-shaped ball, watch the rugby world cup, and enjoy this timely episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Hello, and welcome to GO! My favorite sports team, I am Markiplier,

0:59.9

bringing you the very best and sporting news that you'd ever want to know, or ever could

1:04.2

possibly know. We report on all sports here, and by we, I mean me and Tyler.

1:09.9

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1:39.9

was really bizarre. You know, you had a new look to you. I'm not going to knock it like. I have no recollection of this event. You know, you look good in both cases. You're great looking dude. Whether 2D or 3D. Okay. Thank you. That really is a compliment. But I'm more confused in anything. But I'll try not to question it too further. Cool. Cool. Yeah. I'm sure the audience is appreciating the extra words you're able to say at this time too. Thanks. Yes. You turned into a two dimensional character. And that was, it was crazy. Was there an episode without me or something? What happened?

2:09.9

Yeah, man, you must have really, really got transformed in that under the bed. They have a dead man. That other dimension did wonders on you, man. I don't know what Tyler someone please on the subreddit informed me because I was out last week because I had to take an emergency trip for the movie. And it was super last minute. And I wasn't able to do an episode. What happened? It's fine. Everything's fine. What do you mean? What happened? Did you synthesize me? No, it was just, it was just you.

2:39.9

And you went to the animated animation dimension. What are you talking about? What does it even mean? You became an animated character. It doesn't matter.

2:49.9

I didn't explain it. We agreed that we were just not going to post an episode. Listen, by bygones be bygones.

3:01.9

Yeah, an episode went up. It was for the Swifties, you know, so they could learn football. Anyway, let's talk about football's grandparents. No, no, no, we won't because there's secuses that have been stacking up. And if we don't get through them, then you're going to get an ego and think that you know everything, which you don't.

3:21.9

You're right. I don't know everything. I know a lot about sports. I've been around sports.

3:26.9

You know, first off, let's get this right out of the way from trevisty has a very good point. The title is The Forgotten. Mark and Tyler, it is, well mostly Tyler, it has come to my attention. You have not been doing the jukees. And this is mostly Tyler's fault.

3:43.9

This was one way our voice could be heard on the podcast. You love doing them on episodes of the past. They were there. And now they're slowly leaving.

3:51.9

Leaving the podcast, leaving your minds. Are we no longer worthy of your voice? Love? Are we the children of this podcast? And your love for us has been leaving your cast us aside and no longer speak what we send you and we all see it.

4:03.9

Some people even put it into long paragraphs like you wish we do. Tyler and none have been seen. Tyler, please don't leave us. We have so many thoughts and passionate jukees is for you. Please mark yell them on the top of your lungs. Let our words be heard. Let us know we matter in your heavenly eyes.

4:20.9

So Tyler, what do you have to say for yourself? I'd like to point out that Mark is the sole possess of the jukees. His body is the soundboard for you guys to send your messages through. I have zero control over whether he allows your messages to be transferred into his body and therefore expelled towards me so that I can expel them with mighty force and vicious attack.

4:48.9

A rebuttal would be not attack rebuttal. Um, but uh, so it's not my fault. It's a marks fault. Well, here. Okay, here's the truth of the matter. Every week. Tyler before we start recording. He comes over to me and he says, look, man, I just hate our fans. I can't stand them. I can't stand the way they smell. And I think you smell lovely, but he was like they smell bad. And I hate them. And I, if I have to hear another one of their opinions again, no matter how right their opinions are and how I justified their jukees is maybe.

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