Rudy Shoots Her Shot with Marcello Hernandez

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 86 minutes

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0:00.0	Mercy is coming to theaters this Friday.
0:02.6	This is the Mercy Corps, powered by artificial intelligence. Detective Raven, you're charged with the murder of your wife. I'm not guilty. You have 90 minutes. To prove it. Or you will be executed. Experience an immersive thrill ride. Every camera and cell phone is at your disposal. In IMAX. Can I see my daughter's socials? You hear that? Someone was in my basement. Chris Pratt. Maybe she found something she wasn't supposed to.
0:22.0	Rebecca Ferguson.
0:23.0	You must move from one piece of the puzzle to the next.
0:24.6	No, I have. Can I see my daughter's socials? Hear that? Someone was in my basement. Chris Pratt. Maybe if she found something she wasn't supposed to.
0:22.0	Rebecca Ferguson.
0:22.9	You must move from one piece of the puzzle to the next. I know I have something here. Oh my God. Mercy. rated PG-13 may be inappropriate for children under 13. Only in theaters Friday. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots. A white dude. I'm an Asian dude.
0:36.6	You two are disgusting.
0:39.0	Oh, you two or something.
0:40.6	We're bad friends. A white dude I'm an Asian dude You two are disgusting
0:38.0	Oh you two or something
0:40.5	We're bad friends
0:41.7	What are you doing here
0:42.9	I'm back baby
0:46.5	Richie
0:47.8	You're back
0:49.3	I mean I see I have eyeballs
0:50.7	I see you
0:51.4	You know what are you back
0:53.2	I don't even know if I like it.
0:55.4	No?
0:55.9	Yeah, yeah.
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