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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.813.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0

Mercy is coming to theaters January 23rd.

0:02.5

This is the Mercy Corps powered by artificial intelligence. Detective Raven, you're charged with the murder of your wife. I'm not guilty. You have 90 minutes. To prove it, or you will be executed. He must use the tools. Every camera and cell phones at your disposal. To solve the mystery. Can I see my daughter's socials? Do you that? Someone was in my basement. Chris Pratt. Maybe she found something she wasn't supposed to.

0:21.9

Rebecca Ferguson.

0:22.9

You must move from one piece of the puzzle to the next.

0:24.5

No, I have. Can I see my daughter's socials? You hear that? Someone was in my basement. Chris Pratt. Maybe if she found something she wasn't supposed to.

0:21.9

Rebecca Ferguson.

0:22.9

You must move from one piece of the puzzle to the next. I have something here. Oh my God. Mercy rated PG-13 may be inappropriate for children under 13. Only in theaters January 23rd. Richie. You're back. I mean, I see I have eyeballs. I see you.

0:36.0

You know what are you back?

0:37.6

I don't know if I like it.

0:39.7

Yeah, yeah.

0:40.8

You know what? But why are you back? I don't

0:38.4

know if I like it. No? Yeah, yeah. You know what? We should get a, we should get an email to say who's coming. We should. Because when I walked in here, I kind of had like a little bit of a traumatic response to see. Yeah, it's triggering. Yeah. But. I thought we had a positive relationship. No, because one time, do we talk about when y'all was on stage and then you were on the...

0:56.6

Oh, no, we didn't, but... I'm in the main room. You're in the main room, and what happened? And then I'm doing okay. I looked at my right. There's fucking Richie in the front row. Why are you sitting in the front row? Well, I didn't mean to. I got tickets because my friend was in town and he's a huge comedy fan, so I was like, oh, cool, let's go to the store.

1:13.8

He wasn't laughing. He just had a permanent smile. This is what he was doing.

1:18.6

Yeah, freaky. Freaky, dude.

1:19.6

Freaky me out, dude.

1:20.6

Well, I was nervous.

1:21.6

You're freak!

1:22.6

No!

1:23.6

You are, dude.

1:24.6

You're a freak, dude.

1:25.6

Did I tell you?

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