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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 14.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0	Mercy is coming to theaters this Friday.
0:02.6	This is the Mercy Corps, powered by artificial intelligence. Detective Raven, you're charged with the murder of your wife. I'm not guilty. You have 90 minutes. To prove it. Or you will be executed. Experience an immersive thrill ride. Every camera and cell phone is at your disposal. In IMAX. Can I see my daughter's socials? You hear that? Someone was in my basement. Chris Pratt. Maybe she found something she wasn't supposed to.
0:22.0	Rebecca Ferguson.
0:23.0	You must move from one piece of the puzzle to the next.
0:24.6	No, I have. Can I see my daughter's socials? You hear that? Someone was in my basement. Chris Pratt. Maybe she found something she wasn't supposed to.
0:22.0	Rebecca Ferguson.
0:22.9	You must move from one piece of the puzzle to the next.
0:24.6	I know I have something here.
0:25.6	Oh my God.
0:26.2	Mercy rated PG-13.
0:27.2	Maybe inappropriate for children under 13.
0:28.7	Only in theaters Friday.
0:30.5	We'll have to make an announcement.
0:32.1	Good to see you, Tommy Boy.
0:33.4	Hey, buddy. Good to see you too. So I'm doing my first special this Friday.
0:39.7	We've talked about this for years.
0:41.4	How exciting is this? We talked about it for years.
0:42.5	No, but like we've really talked about this for years.
0:45.5	30 years.
0:46.4	Yeah, pink face?
0:48.4	Pink face.
0:49.5	I mean, your face is so pink.
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