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Before I was a professional and I didn't have money, I was driving down to this is a terrible beginning. I like it so far.

Yeah.

Well anyway, I drove to Key West. I've always been fascinated with Florida. We've talked about that on the show.

But it was my first time driving to Key West and it was on our holiday. It was on either Halloween or St. Pat's.

A big day where all of the hotels have been booked and certainly anything in my price range. So I found one thing.

I think it was probably like $50, which for me was a lot of money at the time. And I underestimated how long it would take me to get there.

I got there late like around midnight or one right when all the revelers were full swing and people were out on the streets.

But I was exhausted. I just went right to the hotel and I realized that it was the catch was. The reason was so cheap is because it was a shared bathroom situation.

Oh, yeah. And which of course, you know, not good for you. No, I got I got squirrely about that. And Panicked a little bit and I asked the proprietor of the hotel if I could change my mind.

And he kindly gave me my money back. But then I had no place to stay so I had to get back in the car and drive back up that beautiful drive at like one in the morning to find something within my price range.

You are one of the pushiest people I've ever met. Yeah, I blame my mother for it. But that's that's for a different episode.

Okay, we can start that out when we have like a psychiatrist on or our mother on.

Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream.

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And with me is always is my poo confident brother and co-host Christian.

I remember once in college I was sharing I just share a bathroom. I heard the guy in the other dorm come into the bathroom which he was able to do because he had every right to it.

And I was pooping and just to let him know I was in there.

I sort of listened to myself just so we like I've done that just to give him a heads up. I thought it'd be more subtle just a whistle.

I've done that on doors that don't lock. I'm about to go without missing a beat. He just he just goes.

Oh, poo whistle. Oh, I like it was a thing. It's a thing like he knew about. Oh, that's funny.

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