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This past summer we were fortunate enough to team up with Bud Light Seltzer again. We got this not an ad.

We were asked to do some content for Bud Light Seltzer and I thought,

do my classic bit, my classic prep, while I've been doing since kindergarten. I think it was something I

think I learned from either Laurel and Hardy or Charlie Chaplin. One of those greats. It's your

bit now. Yeah, I adopted it and I've taken good care of it over the years. You have to stop the door

with your foot and then you whip your head back as though you're revealing your secret.

You gave a coverfield. I was doing that bit for this Bud Light Seltzer content. I thought,

why not? I pretended to walk into this Bud Light Seltzer. I made a crucial error which was I was wearing

crocs. I think I might have broken my toe when I did it. Just trying to do a funny. The joke was

on me because for the next two weeks I was hobbling and I didn't know how to tell people what

it really happened. You should tell your children that it's an old football injury. Oh, I'm going to.

Yeah. Not that you kicked a cement block wearing crocs. Yeah, I kicked the game winning field goal.

That's as far as my football imagination because I just beat kicker.

It's wouldn't believe any. Hopefully they wouldn't believe you have realistic football ambitions.

That's life could be a dream. Life could be a dream.

You're listening to life is short. I'm your realistic dreamer, host, Justin Long.

Life could be a dream sweetheart. Do do do do do.

And with me as always is my fellow crock wearing co-host and brother.

You like a pair of crocs? No, no, but you often do. Generally.

I often. Well, like 8% of the time. 8% of my footwear you're suggesting.

No, you think? No. Oh, really? Oh, I would say that's true of me.

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