Chris and Eddy Show Vol. 5 | Jake Paul v Mike Tyson, Matt Rife v Satire, Mike's Baby Names | Ep. 160

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2024

⏱️ 100 minutes

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon are SHMACKED off edibles and fresh off a night out for Chris' surprise end of tour party and special taping Sunday night! No mean comments this week as we are looking for baby names for Mike (there's still time to leave one!), the guys talk about drugs, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, Alex Jones, Ryan Garcia and so mich more!! Support Our Sponsors ShipStation Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/chaos KiWiCo 50% off your first month at KiWiCo.Com, promo code CHAOS. Morgan and Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. RocketMoney RocketMoney.Com/Chaos 00:00 - Chris’ Surprise Party 15:30 - Should the boys hop on a Cycle? 18:38 - Being in work mode 20:00 - What is a dirty pierre 23:00 - Mike’s sobriety 24:00 - Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson 26:00 - Chrissy Picnics 30:00 - Chris’ Tribute Video 33:00 - Calling Steve Ciccone Ricaroni 44:00 - Back to Mike Tyson and Jake Paul 9:00 - Mike’s DMT Trip 42:00 - Father John’s Updates from Ecuador 1:03:00 - Guy claim Matt Rife sucked his way to fame 1:07:00 - Mike Cannon Baby Names 1:19:08 - Parent of the Week: Ryan Garcia 1:26:30 - Alex Jones at Bohemian Grove 1:28:30 - Chris doesn’t know wtf is happening 1:31:30 - Fan Voicemail UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Podcast - Meet at the Apple, Official Podcast of the Mets, available on Apple, Spotify as well as all major pod providers and the Mets YouTube page! 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sometimes running a business can feel like cycling uphill, with square wheels!
0:07.0	But zero online accounting software can help predict the future cash flow of your business.
0:15.0	So you can stay one step ahead.
0:18.0	Soon it'll feel more like free-wheeling downhill.
0:20.0	Wuho!
0:21.0	On a tandem!
0:22.0	Alright, mate! On a tandem!
0:23.0	With a mass sir on the back.
0:25.0	Oh, that's nice.
0:26.0	Search Zero with an ex, because healthy business is beautiful business.
0:30.0	And then my realized I was still
0:32.5	she's wildly religious.
0:33.1	She said, you need to get up on the steps
0:35.6	and make an announcement and apologize.
0:37.9	And then I realized I was still hallucinating and I was probably like,
0:41.1	whoa, that's how like reality was I'm gonna call Jake right now. I want to say like hey dude. I didn't tell anyone
0:49.0	It's pretty good man. That's a big secret hello I'm taking Mike's edibles because I need
0:57.3	it because I didn't work out today I barely slept I'm hung over I was supposed supposed to be on an 18 hour fast and I broke the
1:05.0	fast at 8 hours and ate a jalapeno cheddar bagel and a chocolate crescent and
1:08.9	Jasmine's been on the floor hung over and she didn't take the kids to school and
1:12.0	somehow it was my fault.
1:13.4	So fuck you I'm taking netable.
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