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Baby Geniuses
Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 November 2014
⏱️ 89 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts |
| 0:04.8 | blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but |
| 0:09.3 | planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses. |
| 0:14.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
| 0:17.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
| 0:20.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know |
| 0:26.7 | hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa thanks so much for listening we're here with our |
| 0:35.8 | fancy new equipment yeah fancy new producer yeah Travis McElroy yeah yeah round of |
| 0:41.9 | applause so hopefully I mean, hopefully this will be the beginning of the end of our sound issues and |
| 0:48.2 | the beginning of the beginning of our emotional issues. |
| 0:50.3 | Let's get into it. How are you doing, Lisa? I'm good. I'm really good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What that going on? |
| 1:02.6 | We just had Halloween, did you do anything? |
| 1:04.6 | I actually don't like Halloween. |
| 1:06.1 | I've decided I'm a Halloween Grinch, |
| 1:08.0 | which actually would have been a really good costume. |
| 1:10.4 | The Halloween Grinch, just like like a stolen bag of masks and stuff. Yeah |
| 1:17.7 | I think I was like fuck Halloween the second I got too old to trick- treat because I love trick or treating and I used |
| 1:25.1 | to be really into it and I would like I would like count all my different candies |
| 1:29.4 | afterwards like I was balancing my checkbook like I was so into that part of it. |
| 1:33.0 | Wow did your parents let you keep all your Halloween candy? |
| 1:37.0 | Yes. |
| 1:38.0 | Wow. |
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