Robert Dean/Zach Broussard

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2014

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! This week, comedian Robert Dean uncovers the true story of the origins of Mister Peanut! He also recounts the day that Tony Danza cooked him sausage and peppers! Then, politician and straight shooter David Chambers gives us some insight as to how he won the mid-term election with 100% of the vote and how you can too! Plus, getting sprayed in the face in Amsterdam and Rural Radio/Horse Talk! A surprising look inside what makes a gamergate! Have a spooktacular day! Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Robert Dean Zach Broussard

Transcript

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses.
0:15.0	We know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.0	baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.0	all right oh baby hello babies welcome to baby geniuses
0:30.0	I'm Emily I'm Lisa can you tell us apart? Some people can't. That's true. I feel like sometimes we get
0:37.5	comments on the podcast where they think I said something that you said. I feel like our
0:40.9	voices are so different. Yeah. We've talked about this before but you're a little more nasally and I'm a little more
0:46.4	Milky. Wow. Wow. Wow. The truth comes out. Is that bad? No, it's fine. I think I was one who said bad.
0:53.4	It's one of those things you can only say about yourself.
0:58.6	The word nasal doesn't sound flattering.
1:01.0	Yeah, yeah, which is kind of offensive to the nose. Like what's so wrong with the nose that being nasally would be an insult? Yeah.
1:10.0	I know you have... Milkie voice sounds like an insult too after, well, oh no, never.
1:14.7	Yeah.
1:17.7	Drinking milk is gross.
1:19.4	And also that guy who ate those 10 hot milk desserts and died?
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