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🗓️ 30 April 2024
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Ja'mie offers some essential advice on how to root a fugly guy.
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0:00.0 | Soar if you want early access to episodes, ad free and exclusive bonus episodes, |
0:05.0 | then subscribe to Gymniacs on Apple Podcast. |
0:08.5 | Subscribe, Eelie! me. I'm living for your podcast and I'm basically a super quiche guy from England and I'm looking |
0:27.8 | for a really rich guy to marry for his money of course. |
0:32.4 | The letter. |
0:33.4 | But as I know that he's probably going to end up being quite fugly. |
0:36.4 | I want some advice on how to have sex with someone who's really fugly. |
0:40.4 | Thanks. |
0:41.4 | Great question question mate. This is probably not going to be like a very kitty friendly answer coming up. |
0:50.0 | So pop the kids away for this sag. |
0:53.0 | If you're driving, maybe just like pull over, |
0:56.0 | lock the kids in the car and go for a walk with your headphones. |
1:00.0 | Joccies, you don't need headphones. |
1:03.0 | So this really kind of hits home for me |
1:07.4 | considering my current dilemma, Re- Sugar Gramps, |
1:12.0 | and him like not being that hot. So yeah it's been on my mind like |
1:17.0 | how to deal with the the S word yeah when I get to that delicate stage. |
1:25.0 | Sorry for you, mate. |
1:27.0 | Few ideas of just the classic turn away, just like face away from the fugly guy doggy style |
1:35.3 | be careful of mirrors because you don't like catch a glimpse of his head in the |
1:40.8 | mirror and like dry up for the girls. |
1:44.0 | You can just like close your eyes like really tight and like think of someone else. |
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