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🗓️ 7 May 2024
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Ja'mie offers up some tips for attracting men in the gym.
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0:00.0 | Soar if you want early access to episodes, ad free and exclusive bonus episodes, |
0:05.0 | then subscribe to Gymniacs on Apple Podcast. |
0:08.5 | Subscribe, Eelie! Hi, Jamee, love in the podcast. My question for you is,'ve been seeing one now for a few years I've just |
0:25.6 | joined a new gym notice there's quite a few nice guys there so what would be your |
0:30.3 | advice on trapped in the gym. |
0:33.0 | Right, okay. |
0:35.0 | All right, babe, I've got you back on this one. |
0:38.0 | Jims are tricky. |
0:40.0 | Okay, sorry, there's a lot of hot muscle guys at gyms. I'm a big fan of that like the small heads, like roidy, bulgy look, all shiny, that's my thing. But with the gym, it's a really noisy place. How do you |
0:58.0 | get a guy's attention? Good question. They're focused on their weights and they're like grunting and stuff so you got like you've got to try and stand out |
1:06.5 | Firstly I would try and get right in front of him |
1:10.3 | Get in a position where like where your legs are like fully spread in front of him like they need they need direct |
1:17.5 | eye line to your Vajaj so muscle guys they're really into that like camel toe look to so you might want to just like |
1:24.7 | wear something really tight like that like pulls up around your Fanny |
1:30.0 | maybe like a white active pant or like something like a bit see-through. |
1:35.0 | Yeah and so you want to like just chuck a massive spread and like thrust that towards |
1:40.8 | their faces just make it sort it directly towards their face, just make up some sort of exercise, |
1:47.0 | so it kind of seems real, maybe throwing like a sigh or a little like girully grunt or something. I find sweat can be a |
1:56.0 | really good look too. So yeah what I do is I'll take like a little water spray |
2:01.2 | bottle and just like squirt my camel toe region just to give that like sweaty groin look without actually having to work up a sweat like you don't have like have to do exercise if you can avoid it. |
2:12.0 | Try and catch their eye. |
2:15.0 | Like mirrors are good in a gym, like catch their eye in a mirror, |
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