Advice for non-quiche men
Ja'miezing
Chris Lilley
5 • 5.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2024
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Ja'mie offers advice to a fugly man on how to be more quiche so he can ask out a quiche girl.
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| 0:00.0 | Soar if you want early access to episodes, ad-free and exclusive bonus episodes, |
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| 0:08.5 | Subscribe, Eelie! me. |
| 0:17.0 | My question is, so I'm probably about a three or four on the Kish scale, but the girl I want to ask |
| 0:26.0 | out is probably about nine or ten on their Kish. So how would I get someone with like twice by Kish level? |
| 0:32.4 | Right. Yeah. Okay. So how would I get someone with like twice by key level? |
| 0:33.0 | Right. |
| 0:34.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:35.0 | Okay. |
| 0:36.0 | Okay. |
| 0:37.0 | He's sent in some picks too that I'm just looking at now. |
| 0:40.0 | Yeah, you say three or four on the key scale. |
| 0:45.0 | No offense, I'd probably say a three. |
| 0:48.0 | And yeah, the girl, yeah, she's a solid nine. |
| 0:52.0 | I'm in 12 out of 10, so it's a good sort of gauge I can see she's not as |
| 0:56.4 | case as me but still she's pretty so you're definitely punching You've got that sort of like cave manny like brow with the like with the monobrow the hairy thing which some girls would be into, teeth aren't great, is that a hair lip situation? |
| 1:18.0 | Like, yeah, that looks like a, like it would have been a challenging procedure like surgically to fix that but they've done a good job. |
| 1:26.0 | Look they say what is Kish like how do you define Kishish? Is it in the eye of the beholder? I don't believe that theory. Like I think |
| 1:36.6 | Kish is Kish. You're like you're either Kish or you're not Kish and of. For some girls, personality is a big thing, so you could have a great personality, but just looking at the clothes and like the expression on your face, I would assume you don't. |
| 1:54.0 | Look, a question I get asked a lot is, |
| 1:58.0 | Shemae, when did you first realize you were Kish? |
| 2:02.0 | At what age? and I say three. I was I remember |
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