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Absolutely Not

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Absolutely Not

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Callin, Humor, Aperol, Arts, Comedian, Entertainment, Advice, Personal572339, Funny, Instagram, Hotline, Female, Comedy, Heathermcmahon

4.913.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

It's the end of the year and Heather is filled with all the warm fuzzies! Tune in for her year in review - she's talking gratitude and getting real about coping with the pressure of the industry. Plus, were chatting poultry, UHauls and parental dating on the Absolutely Not Line!

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a deer media production.

0:06.6

Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

0:12.4

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

0:17.7

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome back to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.

0:22.7

I'm your host Heather McMahon, how are you?

0:24.4

Oh man, we've been traveling. Boots, scootin, boogie and R way across America this past year.

0:30.7

And it feels so incredibly amazing to be wrapping up these shows in, I mean, we just got to go

0:36.9

through it. We got to go through what's happened in each city. We got to talk about a year and review,

0:42.2

kind of set our intention for the next year. There's so much to giggle about. Can't wait to get to

0:46.4

the Absolutely Not line here in just a hot second, but just wanted to say an overall sense of just

0:51.4

sheer unbridled. I don't even know how to use the words, but I am just so full of gratitude for

0:58.3

every single person who came out to a show this year who's coming out to a show in the new year.

1:02.6

You guys have spent time and money and it's just so overwhelming to me that you come out and support

1:08.8

and that you enjoy the show. You know, the feedback has always been like, I had the best fucking night.

1:13.2

I met new people. I giggled with my girls and brought my husband. The boys came. We had a laugh.

1:18.4

That's all that managed to me is, oh, God, this is going to sound very cheesy. I immediately apologize.

1:27.2

But you know what? I haven't really discussed this. We've been at a lot of giggle giggle. It's a little

1:31.4

anger, a little, this is what's going on. But something I didn't even mean to start off the

1:36.4

podcast this way. I didn't even say like, fucking hi. Hello. How are you? It's immediately going into

1:40.8

email. But you know, with all this drawing and with all these other scripts and stuff that I've

1:46.1

going on and living in your purpose, right, which is what, you know, the lower tales you did to you

1:53.4

comes also an immense amount of pressure because I always want to do a great job. I'm a perfectionist

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