Rogue Penis Tumbleweeding Across A Gas Station Parking Lot

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 1 February 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Listen To Chris Conde’s Cum On My Beard (C.O.M.B.) Introduction 0:00.000 Streamer Apologizes For Watching And Beating Meat To Deep Fake Videos 1:34.371 The Angriest Homless Father And Son Team Are Back 16:46.107 Meade Relates To And Identifies With Murderers 23:01.950 Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:20.809 Dragon Person Struggles With Family Rellationships 31:06.002 Choosing A Vacation Over Your Baby 38:01.666 Human Penis Found At Gas Station 40:53.630 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 44:10.993 BE A PART […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Wednesday, February 1st, 2023, coming up on the program today, blubbering
0:05.8	like a fool because you got caught jerking off to celebrity deep fake porn.
0:09.8	Plus, the comic cocksuckers are at it again, finding a rogue human penis rolling around
0:14.6	a gas station parking lot, and elderly dragons can be bad parents too.
0:19.5	Oh no, after a drunken night of partying, Gem and the holograms have been
0:29.9	convicted of their second DUI.
0:32.2	It's only a matter of time before the photos get out.
0:35.2	Let's make sure Jerica looks her best with the new mugshot makeover kids.
0:39.3	Jim and the holograms here is so outrageous!
0:42.3	We better do something about that.
0:44.1	Let's brush out the twigs, gum, and cigarettes.
0:46.8	I love what you did with their hair.
0:48.6	She's still wearing only fishnet stockings and nipple clamps.
0:52.1	Look who else just got arrested.
0:53.8	The misfits, Roxy's stormer and pizzazz.
0:56.7	They were all busted during a prostitution sting, and while detained, they just threatened
1:01.0	to kill the president.
1:02.0	The misfits are so daring.
1:03.8	Maybe their arrest will take some of the heat off of Gem and the holograms.
1:07.0	The mugshot makeover kid is truly outrageous.
1:10.1	Gem and a friend sold separately the misfits pizzazz, Roxy, and stormer each sold separately
1:14.2	with cassette from Hasbro.
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