Helping Japan Out Of Their Sex Funk

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 30 January 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Helping Japan Out Of Their Sex Funk 2:04.744 Twin Sisters Do Everything Together 8:33.905 Fish Penetration 17:57.072 White Bitch Vs. Little Girls Watering Flowers 20:32.711 Airport Freakout Remix 23:54.037 Sign Up For The Sideshow 26:14.995 Praising Hitler Will Still Get You Banned On Twitter 28:27.190 Pelosi Hammer Attacker Apologizes. Kind Of. 34:14.973 Now That’s What I Call Brown Sugar 37:50.940 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 41:53.955 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way to […]

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0:00.0	Frank, since Monday, January 30th, 2023, coming up on the program today, the erotic sexy
0:06.0	sounds of squeezing the last of the dish soap out of a bottle, okay, plus getting fucked
0:11.0	by a fish.
0:12.0	How close are you with your sibling?
0:14.2	Synchronize, shitting close, and getting kicked off a Twitter for not loving Hitler in
0:18.5	a gay way.
0:23.9	In other news now, a developing political story tonight, the Conservative Party is looking
0:29.0	into one of its candidates over some surprising behavior.
0:33.1	David?
0:34.1	Well, Wendy, this involves Jerry Bans, who is the Conservative candidate for Scarborough
0:38.0	Rouge Park.
0:39.2	Our colleague, Tom Harrington, did a hidden camera investigation into the skills and
0:42.9	ethics of home repair service companies.
0:45.6	And when he isn't running for office, Bans owns and operates an appliance repair business.
0:49.6	So Bans responded to a service call at the house where Marketplace had its hidden cameras
0:54.4	set up.
0:56.4	Jerry Bans urinating in a coffee mug and then dumping the contents of that mug into
1:01.6	a kitchen sink while the homeowner was in the very next room.
1:05.4	Just take a look.
1:06.4	He's looking off to the other room for some reason.
1:11.2	He's also taking a cup.
1:16.2	He just peed in the cup.
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