Lost In A Young Lady’s Gravy Canal

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 3 February 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Sailor Moon’s Uterus-Based Attack 3:45.939 Panic When The Butt Plug Gets Sucked Up Your Pooper 6:35.507 A Grocery Store For Drugs 12:28.232 An AIDS related Song Poem 18:28.056 The Energy Alien Light Being Communicator Is Back 21:47.674 Freak Out At The Post Office 24:05.182 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:27.571 A Padlock Wielding Amputee Pisser 30:01.905 Little Shit Goes On An App Shopping Spree 33:54.780 Charity Shit Boxes 38:53.479 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 41:37.475 BE […]

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0:00.0	Valentine's Day is coming up and Adam and Eve.com has a sex toy to match every personality.
0:07.2	Are you an anime dork?
0:08.8	Why not get your Kua'e TV TV?
0:11.5	The crystal heart of glass dildo.
0:13.9	This sensual glass wand with its stunning pink heart on the top evokes images of the
0:19.1	pretty guardian herself, Sailor Moon, wielding a girthy sharny fuckstick.
0:24.8	Pussy, crisis dildo, make up!
0:28.4	Maybe the lady in your life is opinionated, hard to please, in particular about the foreign
0:33.4	objects that she crams up her baby chute.
0:36.3	May I suggest the all-American wapper dildo?
0:39.8	Your woman will appreciate the options of a bendable vibrating dog.
0:44.4	Just like the Burger King wapper, she can have it her way.
0:47.5	Unlike a hamburger, though, this wapper can be positioned for...
0:51.2	Max on a P-Splot Stimulation!
0:54.9	These are just two items, in Adam and Eve's vast catalog of nearly 20,000 sex products.
1:00.7	What if I told you?
1:02.0	You could purchase almost anything they offer and receive 50% off.
1:07.0	It's true!
1:08.7	Just remember to use promo code Freak at checkout.
1:12.0	FR-EAK.
1:13.0	Not only do you get 50% off of one item, you'll also get 10 free tantalizing gifts!
1:20.6	That includes six free movies, a free mystery pack that includes an item for him, a special
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