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Once upon a time there was a radio show called the Eric Matax's show.

It had an announcer named Todd, who was the handsomeest announcer in the land.

Eric was bitterly jealous of Todd's good looks.

But there was nothing he could do.

He just had to accept that cruel fate had made him as ugly as a told.

Here's Toadface himself, Eric Matax's.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Eric Matax, the Eric Matax's show.

Right.

I'm schmitzing because my guest is, have you heard of the stone that the builders rejected?

We didn't get that stone.

That stone lives inside me.

But we got Roger Stone, Roger, every time you come on here, I get happy.

Thank you for coming on.

And we just want to know why you're wearing a hat indoors.

Go ahead.

It's called a bad hat day, a bad hair day.

I see.

Well, we're off to a good start today.

That's a great.

Now listen, listen.

In all honesty, I was up very late writing.

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