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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2015

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Live from the NerdMelt Showroom in LA, Greg mutters on muntjacs, McDonalds and microwaves.

Transcript

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0:00.0

When Max Bell brings SimBrian off to the Beatles delete of the Weinstein game, Walgreens

0:20.9

The Ray Hurrah once again, the sludges from the low pass takes to the ether.

0:25.9

From the Saluvrian scong lines, the Hollywood's wildest graphic novel,

0:30.9

Infotainment Center, located in the pitched frenzy that is sunset boulevard

0:35.9

all the way down around the burrito place and the most harrowing right hand turnoff

0:40.9

sunset into a parking lot that you'll ever make in Los Angeles.

0:43.9

It's the Nurdmelt showroom here and what is an unheated backroom that normally

0:48.9

people would be put in for punishment if they were the children of a cult.

0:52.9

We invite you to spend money to sit here and join us.

0:55.9

We recently upgraded this, when I say we of course I mean I came in personally

0:59.9

and went to IKEA and bought all these seats from the I Heart going to school in Romania

1:03.9

and the 50s collection.

1:05.9

It's a new collection, it's one I've been working on with Tom Ford for a while.

1:11.9

We want people to sit up straight so they can learn the precepts of the party

1:14.9

and they don't fall asleep at any point and then they can also share their thoughts

1:18.9

with the members of their collective afterward.

1:21.9

So once again we are, join hands and join hearts hoping to strike comedic gold

1:25.9

or at least some kind of gold as the evening progresses here.

1:28.9

It's been a, people have given me some lovely gifts here, a small bottle of vodka,

1:32.9

not this one, an even smaller bottle of vodka which is the most solace-laden bottle of vodka at all of all.

1:40.9

A miniature bottle of vodka is like a miniature support animal.

1:44.9

Like a miniature support pig or a miniature support pony.

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