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🗓️ 4 August 2025
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Originally Aired August 4, 2025: Dr P Jesus answers your health questions. Smokey the Bear is under attack. Everything you ever wanted to know about hotel hallway pizza.
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0:00.0 | Hey friends, Dana here. And yeah, sure, we have plenty of summer left, but we all know what comes |
0:04.5 | next when the weather shifts from crotch soup season to frozen shriveled peas season. That's why I love |
0:10.7 | my pals at standard heating and air conditioning. It's the perfect time to get them out and take a peek |
0:15.4 | at both your AC and your furnace. Book your AC tuna by August 21st and save $45 or save $90 when you bundle both. |
0:23.5 | It's the early bird deal and it's the way to go for peace of mind on both ends. |
0:27.6 | Go to standard heating.com and make sure to mention 93X when you book. |
0:31.6 | The 93X. |
0:33.0 | The 93X. Half-ass morning show. Ninety-three. |
0:37.8 | Er. |
0:45.1 | Oh, well, sure. |
0:48.4 | The beauty of a brand-new work week. |
0:51.2 | Breath-taking, isn't it, Josh? |
0:51.8 | I'm a fan. |
0:55.3 | Thank you very damn much for dialing into the 93-X-ass morning show. So much potential for the week. Yeah. I mean, I guess the most beautiful |
1:01.4 | part of a brand new work week is you haven't screwed anything up yet. Not quite yet. Not yet. |
1:07.7 | Here we all set Monday morning. Here sets Smashley, the pregnant member of our program, |
1:14.7 | very pregnant at this point. Still a party of two. Yep. People already text this morning wondering |
1:19.9 | if you had your kid since we last spoke, but that's not the case. I am kind of surprised to see |
1:25.5 | you here. Surprised and disappointed. I tried, man. I tried so |
1:30.4 | hard. I know you did. I know you did. I predicted that, and I even bet a large amount of money, |
1:37.9 | that you'd already be out on maternity leave by now. I bet $100 that you'd already be holding the official baby of the 93x half-ass morning |
1:48.7 | show in your arms. But here you sit. Yeah, I even went on Saturday. I went to a little county |
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