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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Baby Bets

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired August 4, 2025: Dr P Jesus answers your health questions. Smokey the Bear is under attack. Everything you ever wanted to know about hotel hallway pizza.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey friends, Dana here. And yeah, sure, we have plenty of summer left, but we all know what comes

0:04.5

next when the weather shifts from crotch soup season to frozen shriveled peas season. That's why I love

0:10.7

my pals at standard heating and air conditioning. It's the perfect time to get them out and take a peek

0:15.4

at both your AC and your furnace. Book your AC tuna by August 21st and save $45 or save $90 when you bundle both.

0:23.5

It's the early bird deal and it's the way to go for peace of mind on both ends.

0:27.6

Go to standard heating.com and make sure to mention 93X when you book.

0:31.6

The 93X.

0:33.0

The 93X. Half-ass morning show. Ninety-three.

0:37.8

Er.

0:45.1

Oh, well, sure.

0:48.4

The beauty of a brand-new work week.

0:51.2

Breath-taking, isn't it, Josh?

0:51.8

I'm a fan.

0:55.3

Thank you very damn much for dialing into the 93-X-ass morning show. So much potential for the week. Yeah. I mean, I guess the most beautiful

1:01.4

part of a brand new work week is you haven't screwed anything up yet. Not quite yet. Not yet.

1:07.7

Here we all set Monday morning. Here sets Smashley, the pregnant member of our program,

1:14.7

very pregnant at this point. Still a party of two. Yep. People already text this morning wondering

1:19.9

if you had your kid since we last spoke, but that's not the case. I am kind of surprised to see

1:25.5

you here. Surprised and disappointed. I tried, man. I tried so

1:30.4

hard. I know you did. I know you did. I predicted that, and I even bet a large amount of money,

1:37.9

that you'd already be out on maternity leave by now. I bet $100 that you'd already be holding the official baby of the 93x half-ass morning

1:48.7

show in your arms. But here you sit. Yeah, I even went on Saturday. I went to a little county

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