Robots are Racist (with Brett Gray)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Actor Brett Gray (On My Block, I'm a Virgo, and The Chi) drops by to prove once and for all that robots are racist and no technology is safe. Cellphones, hand dryers, and of course AI...Gray doesn't just ask if they're racist; he wants to know how racist. Are they colorist, too? Langston and David recount the Disney classic sports movies, shout out to Cool Runnings, and beg the little mommas to stop threatening to take their microphones away. Plus, a caller wonders if Ghost Writer was a runaway slave who died a grisly death.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.5 | Damn, no case. |
| 0:07.9 | No case ever. |
| 0:09.0 | I can't do it. |
| 0:10.0 | Why can't you? |
| 0:11.3 | This is my second most expensive possession. |
| 0:14.3 | This brother, Gen Zee, man. |
| 0:16.7 | You can't see the, like, you bought an expensive possession that you're hiding. |
| 0:20.2 | My little brother doesn't use a case either. |
| 0:22.2 | And he can't afford it. |
| 0:24.0 | Yeah, I just feel like the phone is beautiful. |
| 0:27.0 | So like why cover it up? |
| 0:28.4 | That's where we're different. |
| 0:29.2 | I don't even think the shit can't. |
| 0:30.7 | Really? |
| 0:31.3 | Okay. |
| 0:32.2 | To me, I'm like, this is one of the best iPhones I've seen. |
| 0:34.9 | Really? |
| 0:35.0 | And then the orange color is dope. The very idea of it breaking scares me so much. |
| 0:40.7 | You don't have AppleCare? |
| 0:41.8 | That I will protect it in Duky. |
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