Dinosaurs Are Probably Fake (with Cedric Yarbrough)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Are dinosaurs real? Langston and David sit down with comedic improviser Cedric Yarbrough (Clint Eastwood's Juror #2, out Nov. 1! ) about his days being raised as a Jehovah's Witness in Minnesota and many "worldly" ideas he was taught not to believe in, including the existence of dinosaurs. Langston surprises both David and Cedric with his research, and they discuss various topics like porn parodies of Reno 911 and getting kicked out of the BET awards after party.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
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| 0:04.5 | My Mama Told Me presents the Start the Steel Tour. |
| 0:08.5 | We're very excited about it. |
| 0:10.2 | Yes. |
| 0:10.4 | I'm not about to bite my tongue. |
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| 0:29.3 | November 1st, we're in Houston, November 2nd, Austin, November 3rd, Dallas. We're in Brooklyn |
| 0:34.4 | on November 7th. We're in Somerville, Massachusetts. It's Boston, bitch. Get over it. November 8th. November 10th, we're in Philly. November 17th, we're in San Francisco. We want y'all to come out. We want y'all to kick it. We will be doing our coveted live show with special guests with just me and David, depending on the city. |
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| 1:01.2 | Bro. |
| 1:02.9 | Let's be clear. |
| 1:04.3 | I'll take a weird picture with you for free. |
| 1:09.8 | So some of my Jehovah's Witnesses, |
| 1:12.4 | witnessingness, you know, I guess |
| 1:15.4 | Witnesses comes out of my, yeah, comes out of my pores. |
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