Robot Wars, Leather Jackets & Timmy No Brakes

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and character-king Timmy No Brakes joins the ladies for one of the most no brakes episode yet. From celibacy confessions to robot death matches, nothing is off the table. They talk s*x, stage fright, bombing on dates, and the brutal highs and lows of the Austin comedy scene. Timmy reveals what it's like getting recognized by fans who only want the character — and whether he'd wear the leather jacket in bed. The trio plays a chaotic round of Super Fight, debate porn habits, rant about...

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0:00.4	Wow, we're rolling.
0:01.4	We're rolling.
0:02.0	We're rolling.
0:02.2	Look who we got in the studio today.
0:03.6	We got Timmy and O'Bricks.
0:04.8	Timmy Steifler.
0:06.7	Tim Stifler. Timmy No brakes. What's up? What's up? What turns out you do have breaks? Where's the gas today? Let's crank it up a notch. I don't know. Maybe I'm just taking it to this. That's the energy we're all giving right now.
0:21.6	We're giving limp raw cone.
0:23.6	Should I just be like so nervous and stuff like? I thought you already were. Yeah, he's a sweet boy. I am a sweet, innocent boy. The mask is off. The mask is off. There are no breaks. Tim is on the podcast. We love Tim. He's hilarious. He just killed it on Kill Tony. Do you want to do an intro now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, what's up? Welcome to the two girls one blunt plus Tim podcast. We're going to have a great time today. I am stoked. What's up? You're excited to be here? I'm very excited to be here. What do you think of the Pussy Palace?
0:55.2	It's good.
0:57.1	Why is it called the Pussy Palace?
1:09.1	Do you guys like? Because we have six pussies in this house. Do you guys have six cats? Well, we have pussies ourselves. We have vaginas. Oh, you have four cats? I know I look like I have a giant cock, but pussy. Are you, were you trans?
1:11.0	No, but people think so.
1:11.5	They do?
1:12.7	Yeah, because I used to have a bowl cut.
1:14.4	You used to have a bull cut?
1:11.0	Yeah, I people think so.
1:11.5	They do?
1:12.7	Yeah, because I used to have a bowl cut.
1:14.4	You used to have a bull cut?
1:15.1	Yeah, I was bullied. Cut to the, cut to the pick, please.
1:16.7	Cut to the pick, do you want to see the pick?
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