Pee Showers, Fist Bumps, and Chemo Cooter: Too Much Info?

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to chaos, healing, and oversharing. In this week’s episode, Emily and Jamie take you on a journey through unsolicited voicemails, wild bodily functions, emotional trauma, and the most unhinged game of Super Fight you’ve ever heard. From stories of eating your own rib, to awkward bathroom moments and "steamed asparagus pee," nothing is off-limits. The girls also reflect on childhood wounds, emotional triggers in relationships, dissociation, pain tolerance, and how healing often h...

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0:00.0	I just wanted to ask you a question.
0:01.9	How do you feel, now I'm married.
0:04.7	I've been married for a long time.
0:06.0	We've been married.
0:06.9	I think it's 42 years now coming up this September.
0:11.4	How old is he?
0:12.0	But I was just, I just wondering, have you ladies ever been pissed on?
0:24.3	Cheers.
0:26.3	I have not quit.
0:27.8	Fuck.
0:28.9	Well, guys, I went brown.
0:31.9	I no longer.
0:33.0	She eats asses what she's letting you know.
0:35.1	No, and I don't, by brown, I don't mean a man. With the white socks and the red, you look like. I'm like Dorothy. Dorothy. Yeah. It's like, hang in this, no-mo. I only's been walking around the house with socks on, mismatching socks on and heels every day. It's the only way I can get myself to do chores is if I'm cosplaying a 1950s housewife. So I have to in my head be like, well, I guess I got to go pick up the kids. I got to get the house clean before I go. And I'm in my kitten heels and I got my rollers on and I'm like, all right. And that helps? It helps. It does help if I like look nice. And it's romanticizing. I wouldn't say I look nice. I, like, look nice. And you, it's romanticizing.
1:12.2	I wouldn't say I look nice.
1:13.6	Well, yeah.
1:19.1	Well, I got two different pairs of socks, which I stand by.
1:21.1	I will always mismatch socks.
1:24.0	But with kitten heels, this is wild.
1:28.1	Mismatching socks would make my brain, like, I can only mismatch socks if they're the same brand and maybe the wording is a different color.
1:33.4	No, as long as the texture is the same, I'm fine.
1:36.6	No.
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