Trisha Paytas, Narcissist Exes & Psychic 555 Warnings

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

In this unfiltered episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, Emily and Jaime spiral from Omegle trauma to celebrity reincarnation theories. They share their worst throwback photos, roast their teenage selves, and debate whether Trisha Paytas is birthing the Illuminati’s next generation. Plus: The girls roast AI captions, revisit Facebook trauma posts, and try to spell “psychedelic.” It’s funny, vulnerable, unhinged, and somehow still educational. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologe...

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0:00.0	Oh, wow.
0:01.8	Excuse me.
0:02.5	That's bad.
0:05.5	Oh, my messy room.
0:08.5	That's when you were shoving shit up your ass from out of Omega.
0:10.9	That was what I looked like when I was shoving shit up my ass, which is crazy.
0:16.2	I was literally a baby.
0:19.0	That's so sad.
0:21.3	Let's mourn for her.
0:22.6	I'm all right.
0:23.9	Moment of silence for my butthole.
0:27.8	We're good.
0:34.3	I'm so high.
0:35.4	You got me high.
0:37.5	And I'd be sober if it weren't for these meddling kids.
0:41.9	I'm the meddling kid.
0:43.3	Yeah.
0:44.4	Jamie brought the mimoses and I provided the weed.
0:48.2	It's scaring me how high that is.
0:50.0	Is it always that high?
0:51.9	Or am I always this little?
0:52.9	I didn't lift it.
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