I'm getting a facelift.

Oh.

Here's what happened.

Coming in a hot.

Here's what happened.

Here's why I think I need a fucking facelift.

By the way, you don't.

You're gorgeous.

I don't. I know I don't. And I'm not getting a facelift. But today I'm in my feels about this. Okay. Recently, I was out to dinner with my dad. and the waitress came up to us and said,

so what would your husband like for dinner or whatever?

I don't remember like what? And the waitress came up to us and said, so what would your husband like for dinner or whatever?

I don't remember because I blacked out.

And I was like, that's not my, that's an 80 year old man.

And I look 23.

So fuck you. Hey, at least you know your dad looks good. He doesn't, Paul. Oh. He doesn't. He's a hard 80. He is not, this is not a, this is not a Harrison Ford 80. Is it 80 the hard way? This is a Jack Nicholson 80. This is a hard 80. I was like, are you, my dad laughed.

He's like, no, no, that's my daughter.

And the waitress was like, oh my gosh, that's crazy.

And I was like, no.

Was she assuming that he had the money?

It doesn't matter.

Sisterhood.

Sisterhood demands that you don't say that to me.

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