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That Aged Well
That Aged Well Podcast
4.9 • 762 Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2026
⏱️ 147 minutes
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Look, this episode has everything. Perfect impersonations of film icons! Bird calls! Advice for your next orgy! Veronica Cartwright! Get to listening, you won’t regret it.
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| 0:00.0 | Went to the eye doctor, had A, my first experience of being like, not only is this doctor |
| 0:05.6 | younger than me, this doctor is visibly, obviously younger than me, which I didn't care for. |
| 0:11.3 | Oh, I've had a few of those already. I'd prefer my doctor to exhale crypt dust into my face. |
| 0:16.9 | I want to feel young at all times. I want my doctor to be designing women old. |
| 0:21.0 | Yes, I want my doctor to be a mummy. |
| 0:23.0 | That's fine. Like, I have no issue with that. But she was lovely. Lovely eye doctor. Had a very nice checkup with her. And then she informed me that I could no longer wear my contacts in the shower. And I was like, well, why not? And she used a lot of words, but two words really stuck out, Erica. |
| 0:39.1 | The words that stuck out, Erica. |
| 0:39.1 | The words that stuck out were retinal ulcer. |
| 0:43.2 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:44.2 | Yeah, which she described as extremely painful, like really, really pain, very painful. |
| 0:50.3 | Wait, how do you get a retinal ulcer from... |
| 0:52.3 | Apparently, like an amoeba can get stuck on your contact lens. Okay, no, no, you had me an amoeba. You had me at amoeba. I am a glasses wearer, and I will continue to be so. Let me tell you something. I have started... Look, I pay attention to doctors that tell me shit. I started taking up my contacts, but I've showered with my contacts for so long |
| 1:13.5 | that I will occasionally forget. |
| 1:16.0 | And now, it's a jump scare in the middle |
| 1:18.7 | of the shower when I realize |
| 1:20.3 | that I have my contacts in. |
| 1:23.3 | You're like, amoebas are in my face. |
| 1:24.7 | Amibas! |
| 1:39.0 | Yeah. You're like, amoebas are in my face! Amoebas! Hey, I'm Paul. |
| 1:40.0 | And I'm Erica. |
| 1:40.8 | And this is That Aged Well. |
| 1:43.0 | Yesterday's pop culture today. Live and back in person. We're touching. We're touching. We're touching. Erica's not in Florida anymore. I'm so excited. I'm so excited to be back. Yeah. The spring in the city is the greatest time of year. Yeah. This is how much in the bag I am for New York City. |
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