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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Robert Downey Jr Is A Gossip Column Hero with Eliza Skinner

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Hollywood's full of gross creeps. But it's also full of principled people who take a stand and push those creeps out of the business. And according to unbelievably funny comedian and writer Eliza Skinner, one of those heroes just might be Robert Downey Junior. See, Eliza thinks RDJ might be responsible for the downfall of nasty man Dan Schneider. And she thinks he may have accomplished it by posting anonymous blind items on a celebrity gossip blog. This homegrown conspiracy theory is VERY fun and VERY insider-y, we think you're gonna like it.

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The I was watching the soprano and they kept having all this Italian food and so I figured out how to make spaghetti squash and meatballs and spaghetti sauce.

0:26.0

And then when I ran out of oat milk I figured out how to make oat milk.

0:30.0

Wow! It's very easy and much cheaper than oat milk. Wow! It's very easy and much cheaper than oat milk. It's just...

0:35.1

Because it's like five dollars a damn box. Yeah it's and all it is is oats and

0:39.5

water like literally it's like one part oats to I think three parts water maybe four parts water

0:46.3

and then you blend it up you don't even have to soak it or anything you blend it and then you

0:50.0

strain it and then you've got oat milk. Delightful.

0:53.0

And if you want something a little bit,

0:55.0

with a little bit more body for like coffee drinks,

0:58.0

you could put some cashews in there also.

1:02.0

Smart. And that gives it a little bit more.

1:04.0

Oh, I like the idea of a hybrid one.

1:06.0

Yeah, yeah.

1:08.0

Yeah, you know, you got to get something to sound there.

1:10.0

And cash you're not gonna store is like,

1:11.0

a wildly expensive.

1:12.0

Oh, yeah, you put them together much cheaper. Yeah, and you can put a little bit of like an essence sort of thing like I sometimes put a little rose water in there

1:25.5

and a little sugar so then I've got like a fancy rose latte.

1:32.0

Yeah.

1:33.0

Oh, God.

1:35.0

I've been putting a little cardamom pod in my coffee

1:39.0

because I had it that way once in the Middle East.

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