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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Robert Deniro, 79, Welcomes New Baby

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2023

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:10.0

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:17.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:41.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

0:48.0

Yo, yo, what's going on? Well, a lot. How are you? I'm great, man. Good. Glad to hear it. Snowconn. Good. Good. Great. Excellent. Why do you say a lot's going on?

0:57.0

There's a lot going on. The NFL schedule was for us. What about that? We teased it yesterday. Church of Lazloh bowl.

1:02.0

I know. I mean, the first game of the season, Thursday, September 7th. You got to go. It's only a matter of weeks. Well, I mean, it's nice. I like to.

1:11.0

Lions at chiefs. Yeah. On Thursday night. I mean, September 7th. If you think about it, it's almost a middle of May now already.

1:18.0

I hate to, you know, rush through summer. Yeah. But it is kind of exciting. I'm excited about the simple season.

1:24.0

I'm watching, but I'm kind of putting on a little bit. That's right. That's right. That's this week.

1:27.0

It's turning five. Can you move that? Really? Yeah. It's crazy on Sunday. He looks like he's seven. That's my thing. He's so tall.

1:33.0

And it's also crazy that well, whatever. What? That he's only seven years younger than Chacho.

1:39.0

Yeah. Then my head. It seemed like he was 20 years. You know, I mean, just like the dip, crashing that too.

1:45.0

I mean, it's just how fast they grow. So when they were in here together, Chacho's 12. Yeah. Really? That is crazy.

1:51.0

Because it seems like Chacho is born a long time ago. Right. I never talking to you on the porch.

1:55.0

You called me right after he was born. And that seems like, you know, a decent chunk of time.

2:00.0

Whereas bond pop feels like yesterday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I remember you telling me it's people always say like it's crazy.

2:06.0

How fast they grow? But it is crazy. How fast they go? It is. Yeah.

2:10.0

And I saw Sarah Silverman on that Seth Rogan Sherry thing talking about having kids and how the thing about kids is when you have a kid.

2:16.0

You can use your kid as a reference for how much time something's been. You go, oh, yeah.

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