Wednesday, 05.10.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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5 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2023
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
People are complaining about the upcoming NFL schedule and speculating that the league made changes because of Amazon's Thursday Night Football deal. Lazlo has an idea that could fix all their problems. *MTV News is no more. If you a certain age, this news might be making you feel nostalgic. If you're a different age, you're probably wondering what MTV News even was. *A professor in Idaho is suing a tik tok sleuth for making claims that she was involved in the quadruple murder that made national headlines. What are the rules (if any) of being an internet sleuth? *Doomscrolling!! Americans are flying to Europe to see Beyonce because it's cheaper than seeing her here. What causes a person like George Santos to lie about so many things even after the truth has been revealed? A.I. can read your mind. This is not a joke. Researches claim they've already done it and it's workled "accurately". Does this mean we're going from, "I'm old enough to remember a time before the internet and cell phones" to "I remember a time when they couldn't read your mind and you could lie about stuff"? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Sorry we had some technical issues today that cut our show short. Hopefully we'll have it fixed tomorrow. Have a great day!
-Everybody Wang Chung!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun. |
| 0:49.0 | What's going on, kid? |
| 0:51.0 | Not much, how are you? |
| 0:52.0 | Good. |
| 0:53.0 | Good. |
| 0:54.0 | Good. |
| 0:55.0 | Everyone's good. |
| 0:57.0 | It's today's Wednesday, right? |
| 0:59.0 | I saw, I assume this Thursday, I just saw that the NFL schedule comes out on Thursdays. |
| 1:05.0 | I think it's out. |
| 1:06.0 | Oh, no, I saw we're playing in Frankfurt. |
| 1:08.0 | Okay, so the schedule is out. |
| 1:10.0 | Is that just New Year's Eve, maybe? |
| 1:12.0 | New Year's Eve. |
| 1:13.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:14.0 | Yeah, we're playing since you, New Year's Eve. |
| 1:15.0 | Okay, then it's out. |
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